Have you ever noticed the prevalence of people yelling into their cellphones in public?
No, you haven't. That's just something you assumed because you find it frigg'n annoying.
And you know why? Because it IS frigg'n annoying. You're just going about your own little business, when some jacktard has the audacity to start yelling into their phone. And the absolute worst part is when they or the person they are "talking" to is lacking in hearing capacity.
"DO YOU WANT PEANUT BUTTER PRETZELS?
THE PRETZELS WITH PEANUT BUTTER IN THEM.
DO YOU WANT SOME? PRETZELS. WITH PEANUT BUTTER."
The best part? He didn't need any of those coveted pretzels with peanut butter in them. (How does that even work? A loaf of bread and a bag of peanuts got frisky on the store shelf.)
But the moral of my story? Cellphone-yellage really isn't that common. Sure, you always notice it. It's frigg'n annoying. (Remember?) But do you realize how many cellphones are out there? A small number [people yelling into their cellphone] divided by a large number [people with a cellphone i.e. everyone] makes a ridiculously small number.
Basically: Stop running your mouths about people who yell on cellphones. It's like when some one starts talking about shaving on an airplane. Jerry Seinfeld covered the hell out of that topic 20 years ago. I'm not interested in reading your lame blog post *ahem* complaining about rude people in public.
Quit yer bitchin' and post more cat pictures, internet.
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